So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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