just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Im part way to drunk.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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