You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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