On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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