Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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