If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
it's like heaven, but drunker
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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