I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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