and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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