then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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