My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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