Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Randomize
