I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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