Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
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Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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