I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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