at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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