As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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