Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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