He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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