I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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