Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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