Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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