just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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