They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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