I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
