i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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