i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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