Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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