So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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