with your own penis?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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