he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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