I'm jealous of your bromance
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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