Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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