the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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