His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
should my penis look like a turkey
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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