kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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