i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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