Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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