I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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