Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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