the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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