Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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