they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
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Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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