she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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