Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize