She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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