she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
then he tried to convert me to islam
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I got inside last night via doggy door
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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