It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
