you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
