Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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