I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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