I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
