felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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