Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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