i permit you to call me
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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