My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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